Peter: Have they ever shown him doing somebody in and then feeding on him?
Brian: You're asking if they've ever done a Sesame Street in which the Count
kills somebody and then sucks their blood for sustenance.
Peter: Yeah.
Brian: No, they've never done that.
Lois: Where would he go?
Peter: I don't know. I just asked him to buy me some peanuts and Crackerjacks.
Brian: I don't care if he ever gets back. I wasn't being cute, I really hope
he's dead.
Stewie: What are the stakes of this wager?
Brian: Why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: Excellent, and if I win?
Brian: I wasn't betting: why don't you just shut up for about a week?
Stewie: (pause) You're on.
Brian: Hey, barkeep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini
around here?
Brian: I'm not drunk, all right. I just have a speech impediment ... and a
stomach virus ... and an inner ear infection.
